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Potential and Reality
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his
father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between
potential
and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll
display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me
what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he
decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his
mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep
with Robert
Redford?"
His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face
says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his
sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister
looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his
father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are
sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two
sluts."
Squish Date 12/06/1998
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