Mikey, a six year old was very curious about sex and asked his mother one day how babies are made. His mom, a very modern, progressive, and honest woman, left out no details in her explanation.

"Well, now I'm really confused," Mikey offered.
"Why, what don't you understand?" mom said.

"This morning, when I passed by your room, I saw daddy's pee pee in your mouth, not where you said," he went on.

"Ahh, I see," said mom." The first way is how you get babies. The other is how you get diamonds."