On the 1st day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
A Gore and Bush in Tallahassee

On the 2nd day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 3rd day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 4th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 5th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 6th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 7th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
7 State Supremes
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 8th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
8 Palm Beach lawsuits
7 State Supremes
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 9th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
9 Broward voters
8 Palm Beach lawsuits
7 State Supremes
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 10th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
10 Dade's just starting
9 Broward voters
8 Palm Beach lawsuits
7 State Supremes
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 11th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
11 Ballots missing
10 Dade's just starting
9 Broward voters
8 Palm Beach lawsuits
7 State Supremes
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!

On the 12th day of This Mess
The election gave to me:
12 Newsmen waiting
11 Ballots missing
10 Dade's just starting
9 Broward voters
8 Palm Beach lawsuits
7 State Supremes
6 Absentees
5 Pregnant chads
4 Ballot counters
3 Counties counting
2 Party lawyers
...and a Gore and Bush in Tallahassee!