1. Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters.

2. Tour the nations' prisons to improve conditions, visit friends.

3. Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."

4. Buy a Hooter's franchise.

5. Catch up on eight-year stack of "Penthouse."

6. Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills.

7. Continue work counseling interns.

8. Stop using fake names in personal ads.

9. Take little Buddy out three times a day -- also walk the dog.

10. Get to know those Gore girls better.