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Things that Sound Dirty, but aren't at Thanksgiving " Talk about a huge breast!" " Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." " It's Cool Whiptime!" " If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" " Whew, that's one terrific spread!" " I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." " Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" " just wait your turn, you'll get some!" " Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little of it on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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