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Things that Sound Dirty, but aren't at Thanksgiving

" Talk about a huge breast!"

" Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

" It's Cool Whiptime!"

" If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

" Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

" I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

" Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

" just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

" Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little of it on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"



Squish Date 11/25/1999

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