Top Least Used Personals Acronyms
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WSF = "will settle for" ("ISO leggy supermodel; WSF any vertebrate");

LWM = "live with Mom" ("SM, financially independent -- because I LWM");

BTD = "bore {you} to death" ("SF, enjoy long walks on beach, and the chance to BTD about my old boyfriend");

PEM = "pathetic excuse for a man" ("You've tried the best *and* the rest, now try this PEM");

MMP = "married male predator" ("MMP ISO gullible woman to string along until the sex dries up.");

TSZ = "twelve-step zealot" ("SM, enjoy endlessly obsessing about my twelve-step program");

CHF = "collect Hummel figures" ("SF, 49, no contact with the outside world except shopping trips to CHF");

IPH = "impossibly poofy hair" ("SF, 21 ISO SM 18-45 who enjoys The Mall and my IPH");

ACS = "Active Canker Sores" ("SM, with AKC ISO SF without same");

PDP = "Pants Dropping President" ("PDP seeks big-haired minimum wage receptionist to show distinguishing characterisitcs of member...")