Newlyweds get: "soregasms"
Nymphos have: "let's-do-it-some-moregasms"
4WDrivers usually experience: "four-on-the-floorgasms"
Salesmen have: "door-to-doorgasms"
Virgins scream out: "my-hymen-got-torgasms"
I know of no one who has: "I-abhorgasms"
Goalies have: "scoregasms"
I was married to a man who had: "snoregasms"
Golfers have: "foregasms"
Hockey players have: "Bobby Orrgasms"
Mushrooms are limited to: "sporegasms"
And Marco Polo had: "exploregasms"
Premature ejaculators have: "beforegasms"
Selfish men have: "I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms"