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Math solves the puzzle

In case you've ever wondered why ignorance rises to the executive level, here is a simple explanation that is also a mathematical proof.

Known facts:
Knowledge is Power
Time is Money

And, as every scientist knows,
Power = Work / Time

Therefore:
If Knowledge = Power
and
Time = Money
and
Power = Work / Time
then
Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches zero, regardless of the Work done.

What this means is:

The Less you Know, the More you Make.

I KNEW someone would eventually prove this!




Squish Date 11/20/1998

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