Finally, a MasterCard commercial for men.

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
PRICELESS

There are some things that money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.