A minister, parked in an illegal zone, tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note:

"I've circled the block for 20 years and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."