- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

- Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

- Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

- Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

- Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

- 35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

- Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

- New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

- IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

- Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.