The golfer stops in the 19th hole bar for a cold beer. He sits next to a nice lady and a conversation ensues. "What's your name" he asks. "Carmen" she says. "It used to be Mary Lou, but since I love cars and men, I changed it to Car-men."

"That's a great idea" the golfer replies.

The lady says to him, "So what's your name?" Without the least hesitation he says "Beer-golf."