Clones are people two.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!

Help stamp out, delete, and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

My reality check just bounced.

Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!

My other wife is beautiful.