Do you know what Hannibal calls John Goodman?
Dinner for two.
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Do you know what Hannibal calls the phone book?
A menu.
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Do you know what Hannibal calls Hillary Clinton?
Frozen dinner.
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Do you know what Hannibal calls Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada?
Fish and chips.
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Do you know why Hannibal was sorry he ate the guy at the Texaco station?
Gave him gas.
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Do you know what Hannibal calls a homeless man?
Hungry man dinner.
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Do you know what Hannibal calls Kate Moss?
Lean Cuisine.
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Do you know what Hannibal calls Mike Tyson?
A wannabe.