Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Joe. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Joes after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Joe mixed up with your Joe, and her Joe mixed up with your Joe."

The other two ladies agree.

The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Joe 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"

The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.

Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Joe Mountain Dew > because he can mount and do me any day of the week."

Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.

The third lady then says, "You know, those two Joes were good, but I'm gonna name my Joe, Jack Daniels."

The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"

The third lady bursts out, "That's my JOE!!"