Her husband was laying on the bed when she came out of the bathroom totally nude, just as she had 30 years before. She stood seductively before him and asked,

"Tell me, darling, what were you thinking 30 years ago when I came out of the bathroom like this?"

He replied, "I took one look at you and thought I'd like to scr*w your brains out and suck your boobs dry."

"And what are you thinking now, baby?" she asked huskily.
He said, "I'm thinking I did a pretty good job of it!"