A LIST OF SUMMER CAMPS YOU MAY NOT WANT TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO:

Tommy Lee's............................Camp Kickachick
Monica Lewinsky's....................Camp Suckaweewee
President Clinton's....................Camp Getanookie
Ellen DeGeneres'......................Camp Lickacoochie
Kenneth Starr's.........................Camp Catchacrook
OJ Simpson's...........................Camp Killachick
Lorena Bobbit's.........................Camp Cutaweewee
Tonya Harding's........................Camp Clubaknee
Susan Smith's..........................Camp Blameabrotha
Pamela Lee's............................Camp Lottatatas
Michael Jackson's.....................Camp Wannakiddie
Louis Farahkhan's......................Camp Killawhitey
Ted Kennedy's...........................Camp Drinkaliter
Marv Albert's..............................Camp Biteatittie
Gen Schwatzkopf's.....................Camp Killiraqis