A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.