Q: What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A: A licker cabinet.

Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A: A Klondyke.

Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.

Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

Q: What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders.

Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A: A Lickalotapuss.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well Hung.

Q: What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?
A: Fingerpaint.

Q: What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?
A: Potpourri.

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
A: See you next month.

Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Q: Do you know what drag is?
A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.

Q: What's the definition of mass confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians at a fish market.

Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker!