Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it.

"I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.

"What was on the banners?" asked Bush.

"LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!!" answered the Iraqi President.

"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I, too, had a dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever, totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."

"What did the banners say?" asked Saddam.

"I don't know," answered Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."