A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with *spermicide*, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."

"No, no, I want me them condoms with *pesticide* on it," growled the farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "Pesticide is for killing insects, Spermicide is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean *spermicide* instead of pesticide."

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with *PESTICIDE* on it, my wife's got a bug up her butt, and I want to kill it."