A man goes to the toy store to buy his daughter a birthday present. Being a real macho guy, he has no idea what to get her so he asks for some assistance from a clerk.

"I thought I'd buy her a doll", he says, "but which one should I get?"

"Well, here we have some of the more popular ones. We have the Malibu Barbie for $12.00, which comes with a bathing suit and a towel. We have the Ballerina Barbie for $23.00, which comes with a tutu and a cassette. We have the Aerobics Barbie for $30.00, which comes with a leotard and a workout CD. And we have the new Divorce' Barbie for $1500.00."

The man was flabbergasted. "Why does that one cost so much more than the others?"

"Oh well that's easy.", replied the clerk, "This Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's house, Ken's..."