A little boy and a little girl are playing Doctor behind a barn. They are both near naked. The little boy's Mum comes around the corner, and catches them. She grabs her son by the arm and drags him back to the house, spanking him the whole way.

When they get back to the house, she sits him down and says to him, "Don't be messin' with those little girl's vaginas, they got teeth down there and they'll bite off anything that gets near it."

Well, the little boy grew up still thinking this. He gets to High School and falls in love at 17 years old and still a virgin. They remain together for years and eventually, he asks her to marry him.

They wed on his 24th birthday, and went off on their honeymoon, and as he had remembered his Mother's words throughout their courtship, he was still a virgin.

On the first night of the honeymoon they lay in bed and fool around for a while before he rolls over and turns out the light.

His new wife says "Just a minute, aren't we going to have sex?" He replies "No, my Mom done told me about you women, ya'all got teeth in ya'all's vaginas."

She says "I don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light and have a look!"

So he turns the light back on and she shows him. "Well?" she says.

"No wonder you aint got no teeth," he answers after inspecting her. "Look at the shape your gums are in!"