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Philosophic Women - Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.... unknown - The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy....Helen Hayes - I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows...Jannette Barber - Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse....Lily Tomlin - A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ...Carrie Snow - Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends....Laurie Kuslansky - My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first is hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint....Erma Bombeck - The phrase "working mother" is redundant....Jane Sellman - Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows...Jennifer Unlimited - Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together, then your body starts falling apart. ...Caryn Leschen - I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at onc...Jennifer Unlimited
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