A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special 'casion -- our weddin' night and we need a very special room with a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."