On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

HEY, Life is still not fair for the guys
Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
(translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'

MORE OF AN AD THAN A SIGN, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:
'Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
restrooms
<-----
Please wait for hostess to seat you.

Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.

Seen in a health food store:
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot."

"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant the sign read:
Women are not served here... You have to bring your own.