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Spelling Bee

A teacher is giving a spelling bee. She asks little John to spell the word "before."

"Um... Before: b-e-e-f-o-r" he replies erroneously.

The teacher then calls on Suzy.

"Before: b-e-p-h-o-r."

Again, she is wrong, and the teacher calls on little Leroy.

"Before: b-e-f-o-r-e." gloats the little boy.

"Very good, Leroy! Can you use the word in a sentence?"

"Yeah. Before: Two and two be fore."



Squish Date 09/03/2002

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