The latest plan to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Kentucky Special Armed Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following info about the Taliban:

1. The season opened last weekend.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.

5. They don't like barbeque.

6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

This should be over in about a week.