Q. What's the difference between the Redskin's and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. How do you keep a Redskin's player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Washington in case of a tornado?
A. Fed-Ex Field - they never get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn't Virginia have a professional football team?
A. Because then Washington would want one.

Q. Why was Dan Snyder upset when the Redskin's playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Redskin's and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskin's and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the Redskin's are going to run the football?
A. Stephen Davis leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.