Anti-body = against everyone

Artery = the study of fine paintings

Bacteria = the back door of a cafeteria

Benign = what you are after you're eight and before you be-ten

Bowel = a letter, like a-e-i-o-u

Cesarean section = a district in Rome

Cardiology = advance study of poker playing

CAT scan = looking for a lost kitten

Cauterize = make eye contact with a woman

Charlie Horse = a 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby

Coma = a punctuation mark

Congenital = friendly

D & C = where Washington is

Dilate = to live long

Enema = not a friend

Fibula = a small white lie

GI series = baseball game between teams of soldiers

Hangnail = a coat hook

Hormones = what prostitutes do if they don't get paid

Impotent = distinguished, well known

Labor pain = getting hurt at work

Medical staff = a doctor's cane

Morbid = a higher offer

Nitrates = cheaper than day rates

Outpatient = a patient who has fainted

Paralyze = two far fetched stories

Pelvis = a cousin of Elvis

Protein = in favor of young people

Rectum = dang near killed 'em

Seizure = a Roman emperor

Terminal illness = getting sick at the airport

Tumor = an extra pair

Urine = the opposite of "you're out"