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Jacob and Rebecca Jacob (92)& Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding & on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in and addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes" Jacob: Do you sell heart medication? Pharmacist: Of course we do. Jacob: How about medicine for circulation? Pharmacist: All kinds. Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism? Pharmacist: Definitely. Jacob: How about Viagra? Pharmacist: Of course. Jacob: Medicine for memory? Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. Jacob: How about vitamins & sleeping pills? Pharmacist: Absolutely. Jacob turns to Rebecca and says.............. "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them!"
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