The Queen of England was visiting a hospital, when she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying there.

"What is wrong with you, sir?" she asks the man.

"I got a wart on my balls," he replies to the Queen, much to the astonishment of the nurses.

One of the nurses immediately rushes over to him. "You can't say that to the Queen!" the nurse snaps angrily at him.

"Well what should I have said then?" asks the man.

"Something like you have a bruise on your back, or a cut on your arm, or a graze on your knee. Anything but 'I have a wart on my balls'!" screams the nurse.

Two months later, Princess Margaret is visiting the same hospital, and just happens to pass the same bed, with the same man in it.

"What is wrong with you, sir?" asks the princess.

"Um, I have a bruise on my back," answers the man.

"Oh," the princess answers, "I'm so glad to hear that your balls are better...I'll tell the Queen."