An elephant is walking through the jungle when she steps on a sharp thorn and falls to the ground in agony. Just then an ant crawls by. "Damn," says the bug. "That looks like it hurts. I think I can take care of it if you hold still." So the elephant grits her teeth and the ant climbs up on her foot, gives the thorn a tug, and yanks it out.

"How can I ever thank you?" blubbers the elephant.

"Well," answers the little guy, "I've always wanted to screw an elephant. Would you mind?"

The elephant is so grateful that she agrees, and the ant crawls up under her tail. Just then a coconut falls out of a tree and lands on the elephant's head. "Ow!!" she yells in a burst of pain.

"That's right," says the ant. "Take it all, bitch!"