A woman answers the phone in a busy office, "Good morning, Cleveland Parachute Club."

A startled man on the other end replied, "Excuse me, but isn't this the Cleveland Prostitute Club?"

"Oh no sir," came the embarrassed reply, "this is the Cleveland Parachute Club."

"Damn!" said the man. "I'm afraid I made a big mistake. Last week your salesman called and signed me up for two jumps a week."