TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T!

10. Mind if I use your laptop?
9. Just stick it in my box.
8. You're getting too soft.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmmm.... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there...

TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW, BUT AREN'T!

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she'd better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?