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Baby Planes

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines to Los Angeles.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So, the little boy asked the stewardess,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

He said that she had.

With a clever grin, she said,
"Tell your mom it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."



Squish Date 09/30/2000

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