You see nothing wrong with the fact that FrontPage 98 can turn a 17 KB file into a 78 KB upon a save

You don't think FrontPage 97 should have to be Y2K compliant.

You've believed that Windows is modern technology

You consider a crash every few hours and losing all your work is acceptable

You think hat 100Mb for a glorified text editor (Word) is acceptable

You think that crippling your 450Mhz quad-Pentium making it run as fast as an 8086 with DOS is acceptable

You think that getting a CD full of bug fixes for something that you just forked out $89.95 for is acceptable

While installing software, you think it is normal to reboot four times.

You think that Visual Basic is the most powerful language ever invented.