Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would make an inch into a mile?

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: What's the most common cause of hearing loss among men?
A: Wife saying she wants to talk to him.

Q: How are men like bank machines?
A: Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: both of them.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home,see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in their bed and go to the refrigerator.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Q: How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
A: In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Q: Why don't men have a mid-life crisis?
A: They're stuck in adolescence.

Q: How is being in a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a bachelor that thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They are hard to get started, emit foul odors and don't work half the time.

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.