A couple of dumb hicks from West Virginia decide that they are tired of being poor and plan to go into Wheeling to rob a bank. They practice safe cracking for months until they are able to open any safe around.

Late one night they drive into Wheeling and go into the first bank they see. When inside to their surprise they see dozens of little safes instead of one large one. They open one of the safes and inside they find a container of vanilla pudding but no money.

They eat the pudding and continue to open one safe after another only to find a container of vanilla pudding in each one. Around daybreak they still haven't found any money but are quite full from eating all the pudding so they decide to go home.

The next day the headline of the Wheeling Gazette reads "Sperm Bank Robbed"