Quote from a recent meeting:
"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".

Quote from the Boss...
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

A motivational sign at work:
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

A direct quote from the Boss:
"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

My Boss said to me,
"What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier.

Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution :
" I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

Human Resource Manager to job candidate :
"I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."

Quote from telephone inquiry :
"We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.