A minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, Pastor," replied the one lad. "We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys! Boys! Boys!" intoned the minister, "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex at all."

The boys looked at each other and then all replied, pretty much in unison,

"You win, Pastor!"