Beer
Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
Suddenly, to the amazement of the castaways, a Genie actually appeared.
This particular Genie, however, stated that she could only deliver one
wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter
one of the men blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"
Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the
entire sea turned into the finest brew
ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle
lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered
their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the one who's
wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke.
"Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
Squish Date 08/19/1998
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