...for those unfamiliar with the concept, are new words or phrases created using the same letters as the original words or phrases. Makes you wonder,

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Listen = Silent

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

Astronomers = Moon starers

The eyes = They see

Conversation = Voices Rant On .

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

Funeral = Real Fun

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Software = Swear Oft

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel