A young man got a job up near where his granfather lived so he decided to move in with him, 'till he could get a place of his own. The morning he arived his grandpa had already made eggs, bacon, pancakes and toast. He noticed the plate had a film on it. He comented about it to his grandpa but he just said, "Well it's as clean as cold water could get 'em.", so he ignored it and ate the meal.

When he got home from work that night his grandpa had made a nice steak dinner with corn on the cob, patatoes, and bread and butter. He looked at the plate and saw crust from the eggs that morning. He stood up from the table in discust but the grandpa just said, "It's as clean as cold water could get it.". "This is disgusting", the young man replied as he headed toword the door to get some McDonalds. When he got to the door the dog wouldn't let him get through so he yelled to his grandpa, "Can you get this dog off me!". The grandpa yelled back, "Down Cold Water!!"