Shortly after a new police commissioner took office, the local "house of pleasure" was raided and the girls were lined up outside for questioning and transport to the Police Station.

A little old lady chanced to walk by, and noticing the "line-up" asked what was happening. As a joke, one of the chicks told her they were standing in line for free lollipops.

A few minutes later, a constable approached the elderly woman and asked, "Aren't you a little bit old for this ?"

"Officer," she cackled, "as long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them."