This wife wanted to do something special for her husband on their 20th wedding anniversary so she decided to get a tattoo. She goes to the tattoo parlor, and tells the guy why she wants to get a tattoo.

"Do you have any suggestions of what I should have tattooed?" she asks.

"Well, does your husband have any pet names for you?" he inquires.

"Why yes he does. He sometimes calls me Bubble Butt." she replied.

"Then that's it! We'll tattoo a "B" on each of your butt cheeks so that he will always remember Bubble Butt."

She gets the tattoo and goes home all excited about this gift she will be giving to her husband. He's sitting on the couch reading the paper and she starts to dance around the living room. She dances and dances and dances but she can't get him to turn his attention from the paper.

After a while she goes up to him, moves the paper, hikes up her skirt, bends over and says, "Look!"

He looks at her newly tattooed ass, feels a bit puzzled, and finally says,
"Who's BOB?"