--Every teenager should get a high school education -- even if they already know everything

--Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair

--A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell

--The outcome of the income depends on the outgo for the upkeep

--Here's a new invention -- a solar-powered clothes dryer. It's called a clothes line

--Leaders go down in history -- some farther down than others

--Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them

--Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired

--For every judge operating in an official capacity, there are 100 who are self-appointed

--It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered

--The more you know, the more you know you ought to know

--The argument you just won with your spouse isn't over yet

--The law of gravitation is the only law that everybody observes