How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?

Border collie: Just one. and I'll replace any wiring that's not up tocode.

German Shepard: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachsund: I can't reach the stupid light!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go ahead - make me!

Shi-Tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, ME!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh, Huh, can I??

Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Chow Chow: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap, that is!

Akita: I'm with the chow and malamute - what's for dinner?

Jack Russell: I can reach it! I can reach it - I just KNOW I can! Another 20 jumps and it's ALL mine!!

Cocker spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiight there.

Doberman: I'm with the Malamute, Chow and Akita. You can pet me while he's busy and I'll guard you from the others while you're petting ME! Did I mention I'll be getting ALL of the attention while he's busy changing the lightbulb?