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Year 2055 Headlines 1. Florida is finally re-admitted to the union. 2. Spotted Owl plague now threatens Western crops & livestock. 3. George Z. Bush says he will run for President. 4. 50 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. 5. Nursing home event... Clinton denies Candy Striper allegations. 6. Texas executes last remaining citizen. 7. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. 8. Baby conceived naturally..... Scientists stumped. 9. Authentic year 2000 "CHAD" sells at Sotheby's for 9.6 million. 10. Ozone created by Electric Cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.
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