A woman conceived and the egg divided into three. A few months passed and as the triplets formed, one turned to the others and said, "When I get outta here, I'm gonna be an electrician. It's dark in here. I want some light!"

One of the others said, "I'm gonna be a plumber when I get out. It's too wet in here!"

After a while the third one spoke up. "I'm gonna be a greenskeeper when I get out and, when I do, I'm gonna kill that frigging gopher that keeps banging into us!"